Hans x Seras -Shopping-

Hans and Seras go grocery shopping ^-^
Yes, Hans is eating dog biscuits !
Maybe the major got him hooked on them (lol).

This illustration is related to my HxS fic, and in the end Hans & Seras learn sign language
so they can communicate better.

Seras: *looks around the store*
Where is that man?! He's always wandering off when we go shopping!
I swear I can't take him anywhere!

Seras spots Hans down an isle tossing all manner of junk into the basket.

Seras: HANS!?! Geeze, there you are! *face palms at the sight of what he's eating*
Honestly, do you have to do that every time we come to the store?
At least wait until we leave, people are staring!

Hans: *drops box into basket* They should be used to it by now! Who cares as long as they get paid for?

Seras places a bottle of wine in the basket

Hans: What's that?! Wine? You know you're not allowed to drink this! *shakes his head and takes the bottle*

Seras: Oh! No, No! This is for Sir Integra, you know how she gets when she's brooding about master.

Hans: *makes a bitter face* The last thing that woman needs is more alcohol!!

Seras: I know, but there's nothing I can do to convince her otherwise! (sigh)
*wobbles a bit, and Hans catches her*

Hans: Are you ok?! You're not feeling sick again are you? We should go.

Seras: It's ok, really. I just felt a little nauseous. The doctor said that's normal.

Hans: Could it be the smell of these? *picks up the dog biscuit box and shakes it*

Seras: No, I don't think so, and....*sniffs in the direction of box* C-can you give me one of those?

Hans: You know you can't eat food! You'll only get worse!

Seras: *scowls at Hans* LOOK! I'm having weird cravings for all kinds of junk, I'm tired, my boobs hurt, and
my ankles are swollen again, just give me the dammed biscuit!!

Hans: Ok... *slowly passes her the box* You'll just puke it up soon anyway (sigh)


I'm sure you can guess what's wrong with Seras !!